Albert Einstein says that

Gary Kubiak is Clinically Insane

If I am looking at this situation correctly...and I would like to think that I am...Texans head coach Gary Kubiak is insane. I am tired of harping on this so I will try to keep it short and sweet. I heard something a long time ago and being a quasi-scientist or at least a man of science, this quote has defined me in my life and I think it applies to the football situation we have going on here in Houston. It was a quote from Albert Einstein regarding some experiments and observations and such and he said this, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I am paraphrasing of course because it was probably said in German and of course he was talking about some actual science experiments and why would someone keep the variables of an experiment the same and expect different results...that is crazy.

Now whether you are glad the Texans lost yesterday for draft reasons or you are insulted by the slop they run out on to the field each and every week, Einstein's quote applies here so clearly. In an experiment, there are variables or parameters, some of which you change and some of which you do not in order to probe the system. Here is where the Texans fit. For the last two plus years, the Texans have been a failed experiment. Not because the experiment was a bad idea, but because the person running the experiment is a conducting it all wrong. Gary Kubiak is clearly not a scientist. If he was, then by now he would have changed a variable. He would have done something to try and get the results that he wants out of this experiment. He would have tweaked something, somewhere along the line to make things different. Alas, he has not changed anything. He has ran the same junk out onto the field for the last two years expecting different results. Expecting different things to happen than what always does end up happening...which is the Texans find some spectacular way to lose but it is always close and then coaches, players and fans make a bunch of excuses to why Kubiak is good, bad or ugly or whatever...gouge my eyes out.

So going back to Einstein's insanity theory, I am here to present this idea. Albert Einstein and I believe that Gary Kubiak is clinically insane. And let me tell you, the last thing an insane person needs to be doing is running an NFL franchise...along with any kind of food handling and being a door to door knife salesmen. He is the reason this experiment has failed. He is the problem. He is the kid that repeatedly touches the hot stove over and over again despite the fact that it keeps burning him. Try to imagine what is going on in his head. Honestly, I want you to try to imagine it. Try to comprehend it. It must be euphoric. Being so sure that you changed something when clearly you have not. Being so sure that things will be different even though nothing has changed. Knowing that putting the same thing will yield different results every time. You cannot comprehend it because you are not insane. And if you can see Kubiak's point of view, seek help because you are a danger to yourself and the community.

I am disturbed that none of the thousands of psychologists in this country have noticed that a rabidly insane man is allowed to do what Gary Kubiak is doing. Gary needs to be apprehended and attended to by the right people. Someone please contact the proper authorities before he hurts himself or God forbid...me...