NFL Week 2 Winners

Trust ya boy people!! 4-1 last week and it is only going to get better. Trust me. I am fat and lazy. What more could you want?? I have 2 underdogs for you guys this week and I have a new extra pick for you that is guaranteed to amuse and underwhelm you....”Thrash's Stone Cold Lock of the Century, of the Week”, stolen from Carl of course. Enough of our well-thought out jabbering. Sell the Haus on these picks.

Buffalo (-3) vs. Oakland

I am only taking Buffalo because Oakland is on a short week and traveling across country to play at noon. While I think both teams are better this year, they are still bad. 3 points is not enough for Oakland to overcome the stress of their situation in week 2.

The Bills cover, 30-20.

Baltimore (-6) at Tennessee

Well, Baltimore just finished blowing out a very good Steelers team. Their defense will make Matt Hasselbeck wish he was still in Seattle. The Titans are very bad and I cannot believe this number is so low.

The Ravens cruise, 34-14.

Seattle (+14) at Pittsburgh

Yes I just realized that I just finished bashing the Seahawks and defending the Steelers in my previous pick. I am not saying the Steelers will lose, but this is the NFL, not college. 14 is too many points almost always, save for the God-King that is Tom Brady.

Seahawks lose but only by ten, 28-18.

Tampa Bay (+3) at Minnesota

Donovan McNabb threw for 39 yards last week. AP is still the man in Minnesota and Tampa Bay knows that. Peterson will still get his but thats not enough to cover 3 points.

Take Tampa and lay the points, 24-20.

Cleveland (-2) at Indy

Cleveland as they stand right now has a good football team. The Colts with Peyton Manning are formidable. The Colts minus Manning are, how can I put this delicately, dzizczkzszhzizt. (Just remove the “z's”) I will try not to pick against the Colts every week without Peyton, but there are a lot of crap games this week.

Browns cover, 21-13.

And now it is time for, “Thrash's Stone Cold Lock of the Century, of the Week.” If any of you know Daniel Thrash, you know that he lives to make me miserable. That is his purpose. That purpose created him, it guides him, it drives him, defines him, it is that purpose that binds him. Without me, he cannot exist. Also he thinks he knows a lot about football like me and he too, will look like Carl in 20 years. Here is his pick for NFL 2011 Week 2.

Philadelphia at Atlanta (+2)

The spread has this game to be a close one, but the Eagles defense is pretty stout and their offense is very explosive. Eagles take this one early.

31-13 Philadelphia. Lock it up people.